Funny Jokes In English The Latest Funniest SMS Collection

Funny Jokes In English The Latest Funniest SMS  Collection

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Funny Jokes In English For WhatsApp,SMS,Facebook,Etc.

Always have a
BACKUP
BEFORE
BREAKUP!

 

If every child starts swapping their mummy papa mobile phones. Soon we will become the country with the highest divorce rate!

 

Girlfriend: My birthday is tomorrow, what gift will you give me?
Boyfriend: Ring
GF: O really…Sweetheart!
BF: I will give you a Ring but do not accept my call tomorrow,
my mobile balance is very low.

 

Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.
Boyfriend: Why honey?
Gf: I’m going to miss you see it everyday.
Bf: You would remember me anyway.
Girlfriend: How’s that?
Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.

 

Laugh, until U have teeth..
U can Smile Later!!!funny English SMS!

 

:: Funny English SMS ::
Awesome Saying:
In Life,Don’t Be A Rat In A Rat Race Cause Even If You Win You’ll Still Be A Rat,
Instead Be With Lions, Even If You Lose You’ll Still Be A Lion!

 

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
.
..

In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.

 

Human-beings get rich as they grow old:
Silver in Hair;
Gold in Teeth;
Sugar in Blood;
Precious Stones in Kidney;
And a never ending supply of Gas!

 

I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I’m wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.

 

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!

 

Laughter is d Best medicine,
.
.
.
.
But if u r laughing without any reason, U need Medicine..

 

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note:
Dearest Mom,
If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.
After our Last Argument,
I Told My Girlfriend,
“I Hope Your Next Boyfriend
Appreciates The Improvements
I’ve Made In You .

 

Boys are stronger than Girls??

Ohhh come on Please !!
No Ways!!!
Can they carry 10KGs of shopping bag?
Can they go a week eating only salad?
Can they face a heart break?

 

If You Look At The Sky Tonight
And Notice That The Brightest Star Is Missing,
I Swear I Have No Clue
How The Hell I Fell From Sky But I’m OK

 

:: latest, new, best, English funny jokes, collection ::
believe in love …!Love has great power !
It can ” REMOVE ” misunderstandings,Anxieties, worries Doubts,Fears ,Tears ,T shirts,Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ..

 

:: latest sms, new, best, English funny whatsapp jokes, collection ::
Children: You spend the first 2 years teaching them to walk and talk.
Then the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

 

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